Comedy Show Review: The flight of the conchords in their 'Business Time'

Flight of the Conchords - Business Time

I have just found out that the newest most hilarious way to spend my laughter is to buy a ticket on board the "Flight of the Conchords" and kick up my legs and let the stomach relax. Because soon enough the stomach will be bouncing and jiggling in all sort of funny directions. Sometimes trying to get over the torture of the funny, tickling yet delivered with the straigtest possible face comedy imaginable. "Aahhh Yeah... Baabyyy... Aahaaa...", as Jemaine would say while giving a hot chick the massage of her lifetime. And I presume it would be a wednesday and that is the night we all make 'Loveah'. What undeniable logic that is? Who could disagree that wednesday is the best day of the week to get laid, especially after marriage since there is really (and I mean really) nothing interesting on the television and your morale is on the verge of getting over this weeks hill that you need the little (2 minute?) push.

And then what better use to put your 'Business socks' to than as the best attire for enticing your lady love. "Leave her wanting more", he means to say in his sexed up voice while Bret strums on the guitar with heightened excitement, "leave her wanting more and she will remember you". Again, the logic is infallible. And conserves energy to get through the rest of the week, don't it? And after all, it is all about reading the signs right. When she says, "I have to get up in the morning and I have work to do", you need the clarity of Casanova to know that she means business, RIGHT NOW.

"Then she goes and sorts out the recycling, which is not part of the foreplay but is very important", means she wants me baby aah. Wants me in only my business socks and she wants my business sock with me in them, right about NOW. And to show her that you are all turned on by her, remove your jeans with your shoes on. And the stumble that slowly transforms into a sexy snaky dance will really get her woozy, on a wednesday night with work the next day. What else could work? And two minutes in heaven is definitely doubly better than one minute in heaven and then she goes, "Is that it", the work is done and done well, coz "Yeeeaaahhhhh, that's it bayhbeee... Yeahhhhhh"

Signing off for now in my socks, and you know when I am down to my socks, what time it is... 'Its business... It's business time... Business time for my business... my business... It's my business time... (3 INTENSE minutes later) ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Business hours are over...

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PS: And now imagine the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy sung by the flight of the conchords. Now, that would really be something to remember and pretty difficult to forget aah.

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